Starbucks Roles Out Bagel Balls

Finally, Starbucks, the overpriced home of bitter brew, has decided that New Yorker’s deserve better than their insipid pseudo circular rolls with holes in them which they dare to call bagels. The got smart and swallowed their so called coffee and pride and got Bantam Bagels to supply them with their delicious cream cheese-stuffed bagel balls to not only their New York stores but all across the nation!

These golden globs of pastries are the real thing and not the tasteless and overpriced dough stuff they try to sell you in the morning. Now New York and the nation can experience the bagel as it was and is meant to be – bagels and the American Way!